Thursday, December 31

Shmollywood

I wish hollywood would stop making movies like this. Fucking remakes, of course Alvin and the Chipmunks isn't really a remake, it's more like a re-imagining through the mind of a retard.

The Karate Kid



Alvin and The Chipmunks 2: The Squeakquel



The squeakquel, how about the shitquel? Would've been more fitting.

Friday, December 18

He is back



I am not so sure this is going to be good at all. God I hope I'm wrong..

Anyway, on the brighter side of things, Avatar was as expected, amazing. As per usual, graphics were unbelievable. Although I think this has been the most un-dark(?) film James Cameron has ever done, save for Titanic (although I've never seen it) but evidence of his workmanship is still very much abundant throughout the film i.e. aliens, robots, massive machineries and biological creatures which only the mind of one James Cameron could ever create and manifest on screen. Although, it can be quite cliched at times still, I enjoyed it, cliches and all. Finally, an action movie worth watching. Of course, if you still prefer Ninja Assassin to this, please, feel obligated to call yourselves idiots (of course, respectfully).

Sunday, December 13

Fuck yeah!!!!!

Planet Hulk



Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths



Friday, July 10

Awesome!

Holy fucking shit I wasnt going to use this site anymore but I just had to you show this.

Thursday, May 7

In truth

I've been reading up on a lot bands recently, I realise I am finding more and more successful musicians that are younger than I am. I'm getting to that age where dreams are starting to become fantasy. Illusions, nothing more than a dying hope.

Monday, February 2

Trailers

Transformers 2: Revenge of The Fallen



Let's see if Micheal Bay could knock it up a notch. I had mixed feelings about the last one.

GI Joe: The Rise of The Cobra


Tuesday, December 30

Trailer

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li


The English trailer will be out soon and I'll be replacing this Japanese version to that when it becomes available. And Kristin Kreuk? nice...

And oh, video heading is linked, click for more information.

Tuesday, December 16

Trailers

X-Men Origins: Wolverine


Hulk Vs.



Both set to release in 2009. I'm not entirely convinced that X-men Origins is going to be good but we'll have to see. What I'm really excited about is Hulk Vs. It's actually an animated direct to video movie and it will feature The Hulk battle Thor and Wolverine, which should be epic as fuck. This particular preview is of the section where he fights Thor. Click here to watch the section where Hulk fights Wolverine.

Sunday, December 14

Trailers

Dragon Ball - Evolution


Terminator 4: Salvation


It's apparent that Dragon ball is going to suck balls but on the brighter side of things, Terminator looks like it could actually be good. But trailers dont really mean anything, we'll get to find out next year.

Saturday, December 6

A few movies that I thought were awesome

· House of Flying Daggers


I have recently become addicted Asian epic type movies, and I think if you’re just getting into it, these two (along with the one below) should be great movies to start with.

· Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

Kung-fu is attractive but not as much as Zhang Ziyi.

· Fargo

Just terrific, they never really make movies like this anymore. Dark comedy at it’s best. Superbly written. It’s just a shame I only got to see it now, but then would’ve been 9 years old if I got to see it the year it was released.

· Burn After Reading

Part of its flaws was that the plotline fit in too tightly, every single detail were connected into one story. But I guess that’s what made it interesting. All things aside, I still greatly enjoy it.

· Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Now, I’ve never really been a fan of romantic comedies but I can hardly feel the romance in this particular movie, or maybe it was just overwhelmed by filth comedy. Just the way I like it.


I saw Resident Evil: Degeneration a while ago and I was really disappointed. Bad voice acting, highly predictable plot (remember, I've never really played the games before) and stiff animation (particularly with oral movement). I always thought Resident Evil would be better if it was animated. Unfortunately I was wrong.

And oh, Happy Holidays.

Monday, December 1

Ke asal jasadku

I completed a new song, it is situated awkwardly on top of this post, just below the heading. I'm still trying to figure out where to put it. Anyways, lately I've been doing a lot of soul searching with music to find a new sound, and what I found was this. Hopefully I will be able to further develop whatever it is I found and maybe write more complex musical pieces in the near future.

And I'm planning on putting up a links section soon, I'm trying to find as many bloggers as I can before I actually put it up. Suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

Wednesday, November 12

A miserably lonely friend, who shall remain nameless, found this in the deep, dark abyss that is the internet.

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Ardy Party

Yo, yo


I knew this cat named Ardy
He wore sandals and socks
When he came to the party,
He would make sure it rocks

He would flail his arms around
And do the Ardy Dance
Leavin’ everything motherfucker
With funk in they pants

Hey yo it’s Friday
You’re at the jam of the year
But somethin’s missin’ there
Man, Ardy ain’t here

People standin’ on the wall
Not freakin’ at all!
Check it, what you need to do is
Give Ardy a call

And then 60 seconds later
There’s a knock on the door
(Who is it?)
My man Ardy with Bacardi
Saying, “Get on the floor!”

And I been getting’ down ever since he said that shit
At the dance club, havin’ a conniption fit

Now, who rocks the party more than Ardy?
(NOONE!)
And who smokes base back of the alley?
(ARDY!)

When we found him on the street
He was homeless and shit
So we addicted him to coke
So he’d be dependent

Now, if he wants more drugs
He’s gotta ROCK the rugs
Go down the ho stroll and
Pick up cock for us
Hey yo Ardy’s got the steps that’ll move your body
That’s why we like the Ardy that rocks the party

We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
(sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy who rocks the party

Yo, Ardy stinks like a motherfucker drowning in shit
But the crazy part is how much I love that kid
He’s intelligent and charming, ugly and disgusting
For a hit of yay he’ll do just about anything

“Like suck my dick?” Hell yeah, he’ll suck your dick, nerd
You’re holding weight, he’ll do anything
(word?)
He wears glasses and has a haircut like a clown
And if you got a girl over, you don’t want him around

“Cuz he smells bad?”
Nah, dawg, cuz he’ll snatch her up
Straight player for real, sporting sandals and socks

Picture the most disgusting fucking man on the planet
Then multiply that by eight
goddamn Ardy’s great
Do anything for my ace, even clean his face
When the schmutz starts to dry, plus he always stays placed
In the brand new Tevas, bust the wool socks
You came here to party, he came to smoke rocks

We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
Ardy, smoothest cat you’ve ever seen
The chicks know what I mean
(He’s so fresh and so clean)
He’ll rub up on your leg without warning, start humping it
Oh lord, what’s that smell in his pants? He’s been dumping it
True game, making all the girls pause
(Ardy you look good with that dump in your drawers)

If Ardy ever stopped rocking you know we would kill him
Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off of a buildin’
So I slip him PCP whenever he’s not looking
So he keeps the party jumping from the floor to the ceilin’

Yeah, he looks good when he’s smoking on rocks
And don’t forget, y’all, he’s wearing sandals and socks.
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
We like the Ardy that rocks the party (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy who rocks the party (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy who rocks the party (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks, Sandals and socks, sandals and socks
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks, Sandals and socks, sandals and socks

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What a fucking goldmine. Maybe I should google other people's names. Who knows, maybe I could find something else just as disgusting.

Monday, November 10

Ah fucker banar ih. MOTHERFUCKER! I can't fucking believe the nerves on some people. FUCK YOU..

Tuesday, October 28

Saturday, October 4

I don't know if anyone read yesterday's paper, in the opinion page, a person wrote about how he wants the government to take piracy seriously in Brunei. This arrogant fucker is too proud or too rich for his own good. I can't really say for every other people who depend on pirated DVDs to keep themselves sane by getting the only kind of cheap entertainment that's attainable and doesn't involve syringes or a candle and a spoon, but if it weren't for pirated DVDs, I can guarantee you I'd either be a junkie or a suicide. God forbid if I should resort to watching mostly shitty movies played in local theatres and their 3 dollar fucking bottled water, bottled water is fifty cents fuckers, overpricing is an understatement.

In his/her words, "You've made a decision to have 5 or 6 kids and a car payment or two now you have to support that decision and go without other areas of entertainment." This person's arrogance is just astounding. First of all, the words other areas of entertainment are practically non-existent in Brunei, what with the smoking ban (although smoking zones were separated from non-smoking zones) and the "all stores must close at 11"(I think) law and second, should families be deprived of entertainment just because they have more kids?

No, there's no justifying the fact that we are stealing from an industry that makes hundreds of billions of dollars (undoubtedly more) anually but consider this, even IF they bring in original DVDs from abroad (and that's a big IF), they'd cost as much as an upperclass prostitute or a bag of grade A hard drug, now in the mind of an immature teenager with raging hormones and friends to impress, would he/she rather buy one DVD or a week's supply of cheap drugs? I am inclined to think the latter could be a popular option.

So fuck you Jack Sparrow for being an arrogant prick! Ooooh, you think you're so smart using a fictional gay drunken pirate's name as your psuedonym.

And the stupidity doesn't end there, remember when smoking wasn't illegal in restaurants, they had a nice cozy place for non smokers where they had air-conditioning and TV, but still these people choose to sit and dine where it was really hot, smelly and noisy, the smoking zone. And to further exercise their rights to dumbness, they whine and complain and bitch to authorities that the act of smoking in the smoking zone should not be allowed. Ahhh, stupid people, you can't live with them, you can't live without them.

Thursday, September 25

Here are a few movies that I thought were good.

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

Princess Mononoke

Howl's Moving Castle

Spirited Away

Heavy Metal in Baghdad

Shadow of The Vampire

Michael Clayton

I've actually seen some of these movies for quite a while but I've only gotten around to writing about them now and I know, (except for Michael Clayton) they're not exactly latest releases. In fact some of them are pretty old but it's pretty hard to find new movies that are actually good. I'm not going to talk about all of them, you could just check them out yourselves, I've linked them.

The first four movies are by animated films by film maker Hayao Miyazaki. I've just recently come to fall in love with his work. These four in particular are environmentally themed epic fantasies. I am currently looking for more of his older works.

Shadow of The Vampire is also very good. It's a weird sort of fake biopic film about the crew that made the silent film Nosferatu. Very surreal.

Tuesday, September 16

I will definitely be checking this movie out when it is released.


The Changeling



This movie is actually based on the Wineville Chicken Murders and yes, that is Angelina Jolie, hard to believe, I never noticed it before, she's could actually act (She's could actually act? what the hell was I on?). Scheduled to release on the 31st October in North America and theres a big chance that I will have to wait for the DVD release.

And Happy Holidays everyone.

Wednesday, September 3

These are a few exciting trailers of movies I am definitely going to check out.


The Spirit



Resident Evil: Degeneration



Max Payne



The Boy In The Stripped Pajamas



Battle in Seattle



Bangkok Dangerous



Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow



The Spirit is another Frank Miller movie, I just hope it's nothing like 300, all flash no content. I'm pretty much looking forward to see The Boy in The Stripped Pajamas and Resident Evil, and probably Max Payne. And Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow is leaked in the internet already, I'm not saying you should download it or anything, I'm just saying it's available right now, as we speak.